on her big date, Lorelei Lolita Liscoe discovered
the perfect combination of
to make her feel
The only problem she couldn't tweak away
was an annoying
in her peripheral vision
that wagged its finger at her
as if she were a naughty toddler who
stole a cookie.
She decided she could live
with this minor side-effect.
in her haste to apply make-up and perfume
for her big date
Lorelei Lolita Liscoe forgot
to write down the recipe for her potion.
This truly presented a predicament for
the date went smashingly
and a second was planned
for the following Friday.
Lorelei Lolita Liscoe was not a woman
She had earned her Girl Scout Gold Award
with badges in
She would duplicate the formula
before her next date.
Attempt number one was not
Try number two
would not do:
crying jags and
on her third try
Lorelei Lolita Liscoe believed
she had her nostrum
This pleased her for several reasons:
1. Her date was that night
2. She was beginning to worry she wouldn't feel just right ever again
3. Her intake of pills, pot, powders, and potables that week had exceeded anything she had ever previously experienced and
4. She was starting to feel a tad strange.
Just before stepping out
on her second big date, Lorelei Lolita Liscoe downed
In her peripheral vision was
lying in a bed made from
hair and eyelashes. It was
wagging its finger.
The Liscoe family decided to hold
an open casket funeral, saying
she seemed so lovely and so peaceful.
The mourners at the viewing ofjust right.
Lorelei Lolita Liscoe all agreed that
submitted for Poetry Jam, Drug Induced