You've heard of the Hulk and the Fantastic Four
The Norse God of Thunder with hammer is Thor
Superman's strong, and he flies - what a bore!
We hormonally challenged women need more!
We need a hero to fight for our needs
One who is tough and who never concedes
Ladies, my efforts may just be last ditch
But I bring you our new hero now: SUPERBITCH!!!
I am no Batman, I don't wear a cape
In sweatpants and robe I will make my escape
There had best be a phone booth to which I can dash
To rip it all off when I get a hot flash!
Iron Man's hands can shoot rays through bad guys
When I'm angry, I shoot rays right out of my eyes!
My glare is more scary than you've ever felt
And I have a scowl to make Iron Man melt!
Spiderman may climb the walls to attack
But SUPERBITCH will climb all over your back
Aquaman swims and can hold his own breath
But I will hormonally rant you to death!
So bad guys, villains, jackwagons, take heed!
Before you engage in that next irksome deed
There's a new superhero, I'll say it again
Her name's SUPERBITCH, and she needs estrogen!
submitted for Poetry Potluck, Week 24
AHAHA! First the title made me smile. Then I go each lines laughing louder! Then I let out a super roar! You rock SuperB-Itch!
Oh, isn't that mouse cute in her robe?
LOL. I was once the Superbitch.
There will be a day when you pass the baton. Until then, kick some ass.
This was quite interesting! :) I was never into cartoons and the whole bit, it is interesting reading about all these characters, thank you :)
I love you Superbitch! This is awesome. And the headline is fantastic. Thank you for your contribution to Potluck!!
This is absolutely priceless. One of the best, if not the best, midlife humor poems I've read. Go Superbitch!
hahaha...i think i know her...
fun, brave, and cute imagery...
love your take.
keep it up.
Superbitch, you're my hero! *sigh*
I have to say...this is cute...
LOL This was freakin GREAT! :-D Definitely my favorite from this week's potluck so far!
LOL, you're my No.1 superhero now!
it would be nice to see a female hero who didn't have big boobs!
Incase you need to show up at two places, letme know, I'll fill in for you!
Read Jessica's comment, LOLss, I need to go on a diet then.. haha
Very beautifully crafted.. highly realistic n yet fun to read- but it's all true- yeah!!
oh what a bitchy bitch bitch this is haha lola lola- your description made me smile! here's my potluck.. http://fiveloaf.wordpress.com/2009/11/29/cinderella-for-a-man/
LOL... oh this is so perfect, but I think there is more than one, cloned maybe or an army of us.
welcome join poets rally week 39,
thanks for the time.
Hope to see you in.
Hahahahahaha. Priceless. I love it!!! :) You should join the superhero registery. Hehehe.
Real Life Superheroes
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