Pigeon Superstition

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You tell me that you love me

But you run so hot and cold

You hug me then you shove me

I just can't get a hold

You swear to God you need me

And then you walk away

You never wanna see me

Then you're beggin' me to stay

You're random with affection

I just can't seem to score

It's pigeon superstition

Keeps me pecking for more

You say that I'm so special

That no one else will do

But then I find your texts

with all the girls you wanna screw

You plead with me to keep you

You need me by your side

But I can't help from feelin'

I'm being taken for ride

You love me then ignore me

It's paradise or hell

It's pigeon superstition

and it's workin' so well

I love you and I hate you

You got me in a rage

It's pigeon superstition

and I'm stuck in the cage.

submitted for Imaginary Garden With Real Toads, The Tuesday Platform  and a very belated
Pigeon Superstition

Uterine Blues

Well, I woke up this mornin'

Felt something out of place

I looked in the mirror

Checked my hair and my face

I walked into the kitchen

to start off my day

when, I swear, I felt my uterus

had wandered away!

I've got a wandering womb

Oh yeah, I've got a wandering womb

And a womb that's off to wander

Well, that ain't no good

I'm thinking that my uterus

is misunderstood.

Well, I hurried to the doctor

to get me a cure

The doc, he said, don't worry

He had seen this before

What troubles you, my lady

is quite easy to see

Hysteria we call it

Now just leave it to me...

Oh no! I've got a wandering womb

Dear me, I've got a wandering womb

And a womb that's off to wander

Well, that's really sick

Gotta get my uterus back home

real quick!

Now I was really feelin' anxious

I was a mess

The doctor claimed the cure, it lay

under my dress!

He took a pair of gloves

from the top of his shelf

"No thanks," I told him quickly

"I will do it myself!"

I've got a wandering womb

Oh yeah, still got a wandering womb

And a womb that's off to wander

Ain't really a plight

'Cause now my uterus and I

are feelin' all right!

submitted (with aplogies!) for Imaginary Garden With Real Toads, FB Friday, Sing It Toads