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The Queen of Hearts
has baked some tarts
but they had MSG
now Alice has a migraine
and can't hold down her tea.
Her head feels like a blimp now
her legs are made of lead
There's pounding in her ears and
Alice wants to go to bed!
The caterpillar's smoking
is making Alice queasy
If pain vanished like Cheshire Cats
then life would be so easy!
One potion makes her larger
One potion makes her small
but Alice knows the awful truth-
There is no cure at all.
submitted for Imaginary Garden with Real Toads, Unfairy Tales
