If you like a good detective story
I just read one that's not too gory
Leonie Swann wrote the book
and you really should take a look
It's about the murder of a shepherd
but with cleverness and fun this tale is peppered!
You see, the sheep have lost their master
and they vow to bring justice to this disaster
The flock will solve the homicide
using skills for which they're qualified
So read 3 Bags Full-it will surely amuse
but watch out what you say around rams and ewes!