Hurricanes and Other Disasters

First an earthquake

Now a hurricane

Prepare for more disasters!

(I was supposed to have a girls' night out)

Battle the grocery store masses of panic

Hoard the bread, milk, and tp

Water, water, water!

(cookies, chocolate, and wine)

Tie down the grill

Store the outdoor furniture

Should've fixed that leaky window

(crap!)

Smell of wet dog

Suspicious puddles on the kitchen floor

Clean up the mess

(what else is new?)

submitted for We Write Poems, Prompt #69 Formulaic 3+(x)=Poem