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| Photo by Christopher Jobson for Colossal |
The princesses of Dismaland
are dismayed
by their company's poor marketing strategies
and lackluster consumer demand
Tinderella
is desperately seeking a hook-up
She checks her phone constantly
disappointed by the dearth of hot guys
Snow White Lives Matter Too
thinks she's socially conscious
and not at all racist
but just doesn't get it
Mariel
escaped her country on a crappy little boat
filled with convicts and the mentally ill
and nearly drowned in toxic waste-filled water
Jazzmine
is a brilliant artist
She is addicted to heroin
and will eventually be found dead in the Castle
Belle Jarre
is quite melancholy
and wanders the park
with her head in an oven
Chip and Dale
two washed-up ex-strippers
try to enliven the girls by offering lap dances
There are no takers
Even Pluto
the princesses' favorite pet
can't help cheer them up
Corporate deemed him no longer a character
He now sits outside the gates
howling at passers-by
and begging for scraps.
submitted for Imaginary Garden With Real Toads, Tuesday Platform
