Poetry is just the evidence of life. If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash. Leonard Cohen

Sunday, March 22, 2015

Tired of Your Old Personality?

Hey, guys
Are you ready to
increase the size of your
Update and remodel!
Time is running out!
Pick any identity--
Quirky, classic
French flair
Discover your inner Republican!
Annoy sexy girls!
Remove any unwanted shame and self-loathing!
Reclaim vanities and accents!
Your luck has changed-
Don't ignore this!
Enough online ukelele lessons--
Eat life
Find your concealed genius!
New season, new look!
Order now!
Free returns.

submitted for Imaginary Garden With Real Toads, Bits of Inspriation- Spoems in which we are asked to compose a poem from the subject lines from spam


Susie Clevenger said...

That title is so funny. "Update and remodel" I know a few people I wish would do that to their personalities. You crafted such a fun piece from annoying

Susie Clevenger said...

Darn phone.. I didn't get finished. You crafted a fun piece from annoying spam. Thanks so much for taking part in the challenge!

Sherry Blue Sky said...

I grinned all the way through, from title to closing lines.......I need to sign up for your spam, it beats the heck out of mine, LOL.

Outlawyer said...

Ha. So cute! So clever! Thanks. k. (manicddaily)

Kerridwen said...

Can you imagine the chaos if people could order/buy/remodel personalities!? Nice poem :)