The circus is in town!
Look! You have tickets!
No, you may not return them-
Attendance is mandatory so
Pack the family in the car and
We know the show is supposed to start at two
We can all read a clock
But some of our best performers are running a bit late
We wouldn't want to begin without them
I will be your Master of Ceremonies
Please take a seat
No, not there
Let's begin the show!
For God's sake, try to look like you're ENJOYING yourself!
I know that the magician isn't on the program
I invited him myself
His act hasn't fared well lately so please
Make him feel WELCOME!
Here comes the lion tamer!
Don't you LOVE this part of the show?
A whip and chair versus
Fangs and claws
Will either emerge unscathed?
Too MESSY for you?
Well, here comes the clown to lighten the mood!
Don't be a killjoy-
A little wine never hurt anyone!
Yes, we all know the elephant is sad
She tries to be entertaining but
She's just so BIG!
I'm always afraid she'll crush something
No, we can't leave her out-
She's part of the show!
Don't you like the concessions?
Well, you've hardly touched your popcorn!
And we roasted the peanuts just for you!
But don't feel OBLIGATED or anything.
Look up there!
The tightrope walker thinks she's above it all!
It's a fine line
between up there and down here, sister!
Don't get shaky--
You just may FALL!
The show is over already!
Drive safely, folks and
We'll see you all here NEXT YEAR!!!