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You're a little, little man
Trying to play me for the fool
Did you think you had a plan?
What an idiot you are!
Just a worthless, paltry pissant, and an
utter trifling tool.
You're an itty bitty boy
And I really hate your hat
Try to treat me like a toy?
See what happens to you now
Go away and don't annoy
me anymore you rotten rat!
You're a small pathetic loser
and a parasitic tick
You know that it's all true, sir
I am looking down at you
Come on, face me, your accuser
Jeez, you really make me sick!
7 comments:
Go get 'em, Tiger!!
:-)
Pearl
nice cadence to this...and sounds like he deserves it...
Laffin my ass off that you dissed his hat!
Awww....
And it was such a nice hat.
Wow. Get off the fence and show us how you/she really feel(s). ; ) Excellent stuff. Thank you.
LOVE the sassiness in this!!! :) I can't decide if I like "paltry pissant" or "utter trifling tool" better. :) Awesome that you insulted his hat.
"I really hate your hat"?
You tell him. Hee hee.
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