|Old Couple, Togan Gokbakar|
You said we wouldn’t have to wait long
for the train
I’ve been standing here so long,
a pigeon started building a nest in my hat!
The sign says not to smoke, you know,
but if you’re going to ignore it, I may as well too
Train travel is so romantic, you said
We’ll see the country, you said
All I see is pigeon dreck and dirt
I have to pee,
but if you think I’m going in that lady’s room, you’re crazy
It’s filthy and filled with drug addicts
I’ll probably catch a disease and die!
Oh, this was another of your great ideas
I wanted to take a lovely cruise, but
you always think you know everything
You’re more full of yourself than a Matryoshka doll!
Your ego is more swollen than our kitchen door when it rains!
Next time, remind me not to listen to you
Hey, you got a mint?