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Poetry is just the evidence of life. If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash. Leonard Cohen

Monday, May 2, 2011

Advice

Take my advice
I'm never wrong
You won't regret it
It's yours for a song

Take my advice
I know about stuff
The counsel I give you
Is not off the cuff

Take my advice
I've been there, I know
Follow my guidance
I'll save you some woe

Take my advice
There's no better, you see
Because I like you, kid
I'll give it for free!

Take my advice
Go on and flaunt it
I know you can use it
'Cause I sure don't want it!
submitted for May Poetry Challenge at Verse in a Nutshell,  May 2, Advice

The Answers!!! To What?

Last Tuesday I posted 6 truths and 1 lie about myself to fulfill the requirement of the Stylish Blogger Award so graciously given to me by the Goddess of Awesome Poetry Fireblossom.  You had to guess which was the lie. So many guesses, and I don't think anyone got it right! So, here are the answers:
  1. I sucked my thumb until at least the age of 12. This one is true. I wore braces for an overbite caused by this habit. I bite my nails. I chew gum. What can I say. Orally fixated.
  2. I have never smoked. Also true. Both of my parents smoked, and my brother and I hated it. Our house reeked. Our clothes reeked. We couldn't breath in the car because they smoked with the windows closed. It was smelly and disgusting. Great way to dissuade a kid from smoking!
  3. I once had a story published in Playgirl magazine under the pseudonym "Lola." This is true, folks! During freshman year of college, my friends and I were joking that we thought the readers' stories in Playgirl were made up and we thought we could do better. We started a story about a coed named "Lola." I wrote most of it and finished it without their knowledge during the summer. To our shock, it was published in an issue in 1984. I lost the magazine during one of my moves and don't remember the month.
  4. One of my good friends from high school is a Tony Award nominee. Yes, indeed! During high school, I was good friends with Brad Oscar. Brad has been performing since he was young, and has been in numerous productions on Broadway, in theater, and in movies. He received a Tony Award nomination for his performance as Franz Liebkind in the Producers and later took over Nathan Lane's role as Max Bialystock.
 My buddy Brad!!!



5. At this time I have bright fuchsia (Power to the Resistance, Doug!) strands of hair. Yep. Just a few strands on the side of my mousy head are bright fuchsia. Pink is my fav color, and it was a fundraiser for the Walk for the Cure, so I had an extra good excuse to do it. I actually love it.

6. I have had some of my poems published. FALSE!!! No one guessed this one. Maybe you all were being too nice to say so. I've submitted a few here and there but no bites. Oh well. Most people don't write poetry to get rich!

7. I worked for one day as a telemarketer. I shudder to say so. This was supposed to be my first paying job. I made it through the training day where they weeded out about half of the applicants. I was supposed to sell credit card insurance over the phone. I was very good at it and was offered the opportunity to come back the next day to begin. The fact that I could do this so well unnerved me, and I never went back. I signed on as a camp counselor for emotionally disturbed kids at a whopping $1.11 an hour. I had to take 2 buses there and back as well as walk a few blocks. It was worth it-I saved my soul.


    Eye, Mouse

    This little oddity was written for Bryan at Notes from the Night Owl, who requests photos of our eyes for a creepy, serial killer eye collage. How could I say no?!!

    lolamouse's blurry eye
    If the eyes are the windows to the soul
    And you collect pictures of eyes
    Dozens, perhaps hundreds of eyes
    Are you then peering into
    The windows of countless strangers?
    What does this make you?
    A creeper?
    A secret keeper?
    Perhaps a soul peeper?

     

    A Cheerio to Cheerios: A Rondelet

    image source
    Circles of oats
    Tiny life rings bob in my bowl
    Circles of oats
    Tasty cereal, each piece floats
    So nutritious, grains are kept whole
    Good for your heart and for your soul
    Circles of oats

    submitted for May Poetry Challenge, Verse in a Nutshell, Circles