Hey, baby, don't be like that
When I told you there was no one else,
I wasn't really lying
I meant that there was no one else
No one else
worth getting you all upset about
And it's over anyway, so
let's just forget all about it, ok?
don't be like that
You know you're my girl
and "I gotta work late"
sounds so much prettier than
"I'd rather pull out all my teeth with your tweezers
than watch "Dancing With the Stars" again!"
I mean, do you really want me to say,
"I'd rather be shot through the face with bullets than have you kiss me"? or
"Your meandering hands feel like spiders crawling all over my skin"?
Yeah, I say, "Plant one here, baby!" and I smile
even though it hurts
don't go changing the locks again
I bought you some roses
Naw, I didn't buy her any
She doesn't even like roses,
and yours cost me way more!
Let's just go to bed, huh?
I'll pretend your dismal thrusting gets me off
just like I always do
I'm done with her
It's all about you now, baby
Wild horses couldn't drag me away, just like the song
I love you, baby
You believe me, right?