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Poetry is just the evidence of life. If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash. Leonard Cohen

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

That Guy

Does anyone know that weird guy over there?
He's been here all night, just to drink and to stare!
Does anyone know who invited him here?
He gives me the creeps with his grin and his leer!
He's been nursing that drink for well over an hour
His hair is so greasy, and he needs a shower!
Everyone else is just dancing and talking
He hasn't moved once; I think that he's stalking!
Not anyone here even knows this guy's name
How'd he get in here and what is his game?
He's holding that cig like he thinks it's seductive
Doesn't he know that it's counterproductive?
Oh my God! Really?!! He gave me a wink
Now I feel dizzy-hey, what's in this drink?
I think that I'd better just go and lie down
If he comes near me, I'll puke on that clown!

submitted for Magpie Tales, Mag 256


15 comments:

Fireblossom said...

I think the lady doth protest too much. I think you've got the hots for him! :-D

Maple Rat said...

Very funny and direct tone. I hope the narrorator turns out to be ok. (daisylistens)

georgeplaceblog said...

The way you describe him - eck, Effective though.

Marian said...

Uh oh, this is funny-turned-dangerous. Get outta there!

Kutamun said...

His name , i believe , is Rowe- Hypnol !

Björn Rudberg said...

Oops.. I was just there having fun.. we are all different you know :-)

Kathe W. said...

there's always at least one of them in a crowd! At least he's cornered....hahah

Kerry O'Connor said...

Haha! Excellent monologue, with much relevance in the social commentary.

hedgewitch said...

I'd be runnin, girl! You got the guy pegged, and he's not at all delicious.

Mama Zen said...

This is hilarious!

Kim Nelson said...

This made me laugh, but was also disturbing in a very real way!

Helen said...

Oh, lay off Mouse ~~~ he's my brother. (huge grin)

Carrie Van Horn said...

This is hilarious Lolamouse....thank you for the smiles. :-)

Keith's ramblings said...

Oh dear - did I go to the wrong party?


http://www.keithsramblings.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/not-on-my-grave.html

Maria said...

I love your sense of humor and great rhymes. There's one at every party isn't there?